All Roker Poops in his Pants at W.H.

This Place is Full of Poop No one Notices

 Al  Roker You Pooped In The Right Place

White House Press Corps to be renamed the Pooper Scoopers

Al Roker of the Today Show on ABC, said in his book that he pooped in his pants at the White House. Well I can understand that Al.  I guess you realized that you were in a shit house now that the Obamas live there. Heck, if you are going to poop anywhere that is the perfect place to do it. After all what is the difference. You were surrounded by poop. They especially specialize in pooping in the peoples face.  The first lady is a poop and the Pooper in Chief is there. Spreading his poop around . You even have the "Bull Pooper spreader", J Carney,  giving the press conferences each day. The mainstream news journalists poop their pants every time they should be asking a hard question or a follow up question. Heck Al you did the right thing pooping at the White House. The President is very tolerant of poopers. He is a "in your pants pooper himself".  Every time he has to face a tough decision he poops his pants and leaves town. Then he makes that a place to poop. Then he just piles up his dirty undies and tries to put them in the Republicans laundry basket. 

Hey, come on Al you should get a medal for pooping in the White House. Now you belong to the army of soldiers that are in the Pooper army of bull poopers that Obama surrounds himself with. I heard Crazy Joe Biden goes there every day and leaves some poop to spread on the American people. Don't worry Al the whole crowd there is very used to poop. They know it when they smell it. They are very cognizant poop identifiers. As a matter of fact they are always looking for some good poop. They call the best poop Bull Shit.  That is what they consider special poop. That is the poop they want. They pay trillions for poop. Well actually we pay for the poop. They just poop all over us and then hand us the bill. The American tax payer pays for poop.  Half the voting public loves to  listen to the poop. Then the other half is forced to eat the poop. The American public is always eating some poop. Now we get a lot more poop. It is expensive poop. Can you imagine poop being more expensive than baluga caviar.  Well it is now.  We should call ourselves the United States of Poop Eaters.  Rename the W.H. Press Corp. The Pooper Scoopers.

Congratulations Al Roker you have made it to the pooper hall of fame for Bull Shit. It is the House that Obama built. Most people know a shit house when they see it. So I guess you got excited and pooped just to be "in the in crowd" of the biggest poopers in the world. We need more poop  to spread around and you can contribute to that effort since you are a part of the main stream media poopers.