Masses of Asses

Masses of Asses

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All the girls with cute round asses,
Get most attention by male masses,
Lasses asses that are flat and narrow,
Many of those carry breasts in a barrow.

The ones that get attention in Cuba,
Are as large as a big brass tuba.
Asses that sway side to side.
Are the ones I can't abide.

High ridding asses that float with a flair,
Possibly have on no underwear,
Asses that droop and end in a loop,
Suggest they sit too much on the stoop.

Asses that hang behind the knees,
Usually mean extra airline fees,
Big black and sassy in Harlem,
Is the ticket for being a darlin'.

Asses that are skinny and boney,
Won't attract those guys named Tony,
For an ass with dimples some will fight,
They must be partial to cellulite.

A solid ass and well packed rump,
All other asses they do trump,
It is the style of ass that interests most,
The one most bumped from coast to coast.

Red necks like them wide and spread,
When they get them in the shed,
Those with asses wide and mushy,
Certainly have an ugly tushy,

So show them all your ass is best,
So much better than all the rest,
If your ass is just their style,
They will surely crack a smile.

Get your personal ass in gear,
Now strut that ass and have no fear,
Show it off as you walk past,
Better to do it slow not fast.